Science Pleads The Fifth T-Shirt

"Trust the science!"

The science: "Under the advice of my attorneys, I will invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution to refrain from answering your questions."

✅ Yes, we turned our banger article into a shirt
✅ 3 colors available
✅ Comfortable 60/40 poly/cotton blend
✅ Unisex retail fit
✅ Tear-away label
✅ Under the advice of our attorneys, we will invoke our right to encourage you to purchase this unfathomably based shirt