
Possibly the greatest president in history once said, "Everything woke turns to s---" WHOA there Donald Trump, we thought you were a Christian. We don't talk like that at the Babylon Bee because we kiss our mothers with these mouths. However, we agree with your sentiment and have no problem wearing a shirt with a huge image of cartoon feces on it, so we made this shirt in support. It's true, everything woke turns to (big pile of sentient poo).
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Note:
• We print and ship all our products on demand once you place an order
• All on demand print sales are final
Size guide
 | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |