Great news for losers who neglected to buy the first print run of our bestselling The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness: more are on the way! You can now preorder the reprint, which will be available sometime soonish, thanks to Biden's supply chain issues. Have a little patience, and you too will soon be holding the second-greatest book of all time in your hands!
To show the world you're a good person—and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob—you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don’t cry.